Idiot Quotes

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Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot. — Randall Dale Adams
Bureaucracy has murdered people in the greater New Orleans area. And bureaucracy needs to stand trial before Congress today. So I'm asking Congress, please investigate… — Aaron Broussard
The artist is a god, but he is also an idiot. That is the human way. — Eric Maisel
Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be. — Steve Almond
I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders. — Napoleon Bonaparte
A fan is someone who, if you have made an idiot of yourself on the pitch, doesn't think you've done a permanent job. — Jack Lynch
Love imperfectly. Be a love idiot. Let yourself forget any love ideal. — Unknown Author
She's an idiot. She's looking at life through a selfish, lusty haze. — Joy Browne
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern. — Joe Rogan
If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. — Ricky Gervais
They say God looks after kids and idiots, and I think actors are probably a combination of the two. — Scott Glenn
Older boys often asked me to teach them “some bad words in your language”. At first I politely refused. My refusal merely increased their determination,… — Firoozeh Dumas
The art of politics, under democracy, is simply the art of ringing it. Two branches reveal themselves. There is the art of the demagogue, and… — H. L. Mencken
It is incredible that only idiots are absolutely sure of salvation. It is incredible that the more brain you have the less your chance is.… — Robert Green Ingersoll
Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot. — Theophilus London
TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes. — Steve Fowler
We are such idiots, We think everyone else has it all figured out. But we're all stumbling around in dark rooms bumping into furniture and… — Joan Ryan
I'm very fast. I'm like Forest Gump, except ... I am not an idiot! — Michael Scott
I'm an actor, and I don't look at myself as providing comic relief. I have done diverse and dark roles such as a psycho, murderer,… — Boman Irani
One of the most extraordinary things about industrial society of the present day is its idiot lack of memory. Tabloids and movies take the place… — John Dos Passos
Most people are really fighting to not be adults. And, when it happens, it's a big transition. And a lot of that is just awful.… — Judd Apatow
I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women. — Jillian Bell
I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots. — Muammar al-Gaddafi
Is being an idiot like being high all the time? — Janeane Garofalo
Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out. — Teri Garr

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