Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive… — Chuck Palahniuk
Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be. — Trey Parker
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. — Karl Pilkington
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. — Karl Pilkington
Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was… — Karl Pilkington
I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes you feel like an idiot. — Manuel Puig
And it's a human need to be told stories. The more we're governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we… — Alan Rickman
Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old… — Ray Romano
I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot. — Curt Schilling
People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots. — Eric Schmidt
Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots! — Arthur Schopenhauer
I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.' — Maurice Sendak
I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop… — Sean William Scott
Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously. — Maurice Sendak
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is… — William Shakespeare
I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless… — Sarah Silverman
If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value… — Robert Smith
I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes… — Leo Szilard
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. — Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. — Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. — Mark Twain
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past… — John Updike
You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things.… — Nia Vardalos
I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back… — Marlon Wayans

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