Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics. — Alan Moore
I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be... — C.S. Lewis
Suppose, my dear Chadd, suppose it is we who are the idiots because we are not afraid of devils in the dark? — Gilbert K. Chesterton
There are two kinds of idiots - those who don't take action because they have received a threat, and those who think they are taking… — Paulo Coelho
Even the idiot may have a message for us — Henry Miller
And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves? — Orson Scott Card
Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other. — Patricia Briggs
You did what you were told or you didn't get paid, and if things went wrong it wasn't your problem. It was the fault of… — Terry Pratchett
You may be an idiot but I don't think you're a fool. — Natsuki Takaya
When the time comes to you at which you will be forced at last to utter the speech which has lain at the center of… — C.S. Lewis
Pain is strange. A cat killing a bird, a car accident, a fire.... Pain arrives, BANG, and there it is, it sits on you. It's… — Charles Bukowski
In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots… — Mark Twain
Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I… — Isak Dinesen
It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim… — Ilona Andrews
I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it. — Tamora Pierce
With one long breath, caught and held in his chest, he fought his sadness over his solitary life. Don't cry, you idiot! Live or die,… — Saul Bellow
while time, the endless idiot, runs screaming around the world — Carson McCullers
motivation alone is not enough.if you have an idiot and you motivate him,now you have a motivated idiot. — Jim Rohn
To hold power has always meant to manipulate idiots and circumstances; and those circumstances and those idiots, tossed together, bring about those coincidences to which… — Alfred de Vigny
No, I won't leave the world--I'll enter a lunatic asylum and see if the profundity of insanity reveals to me the riddles of life. Idiot,… — Soren Kierkegaard
I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children. — Jim Butcher
Lawyers make nothing but confusion...A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity of people much… — Thomas Bernhard
Just slap anything on when you see a blank canvas staring you in the face like some imbecile. You don't know how paralyzing that is,… — Vincent Van Gogh
That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain. Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good… — Joss Whedon

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