Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

The world, and therefore the workplace, is full of idiots. And the reality of life is that when you get rid of one idiot, another… — Larry Winget
Did I hear God call me an idiot? — William P. Young
Only idiots fail to contradict themselves three times a day. — Friedrich Nietzsche
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot. — George Bernard Shaw
Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who… — Chuck Palahniuk
I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back. — John Green
It will take time to restore chaos — George W. Bush
Maybe I`m getting to the age when I`m starting to be senile or nostalgic or both, but people are so angry now. You used to… — Clint Eastwood
Arraigned at my own bar, Memory having given her evidence of the hopes, wishes, sentiments I had been cherishing since last night-- of the general… — Charlotte Bronte
You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. "You will not shoot me, you young idiot. That would be… — Terry Pratchett
Then idiots talk....of Energy. If there is a word in the dictionary under any letter from A to Z that I abominate, it is energy.… — Charles Dickens
My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, `Let's give him a promotion. — Stephen Colbert
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly.… — Rick Riordan
I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them. — Louisa May Alcott
The first thing I learned at school was that some people are idiots; the second thing I learned was that some are even worse. — Orhan Pamuk
Idiot. Which road do you take when you're running from something weaker than yourself? Or maybe you're the one looking for an excuse to back… — Nobuhiro Watsuki
We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon. — Eoin Colfer
Here Mr Potts come here you little idiot! — Enid Blyton
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. — Groucho Marx
But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me… — Dave Barry
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. — Ray Bradbury
In Leon's account of his life, no-one was mean-spirited, no-one schemed or lied or betrayed; everyone was celebrated at least in some degree... Leon turned… — Ian Mcewan
No. I believe in free will. I think we make our own decisions and carry out our own actions. And our actions have consequences. The… — Michael Grant
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging by the way… — Iain Banks
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm… — Janet Evanovich

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