Idiot Quotes

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To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one! — Vera Nazarian
Seriously, Shane? Ditto? That's the best you can do?" Shane and Michael exchanged identical looks and shrugs. Guys. "Let me show you idiots how it's… — Rachel Caine
Just supposing," he said, "just supposing" --he didn't know what was coming next, so he thought he'd just sit back and listen--"that there was some… — Douglas Adams
Squatting on old bones and excrement and rusty iron, in a white blaze of heat, a panorama of naked idiots stretches to the horizon. Complete… — William S. Burroughs
What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth — Brandon Mull
[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots — Joseph J. Ellis
Who is he?" "An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society. — Richelle Mead
I dont know," said Simon, "it doesn't sound so bad to me. I'd rather have someone mess around inside my head than chop it off."… — Cassandra Clare
Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck." She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and when I look… — Cathy Cassidy
Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in… — Natsuki Takaya
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots. — George Eliot
Knowing I wasn't going anywhere, I frantically searched for some way to help her. A dark figure caught my eye. "Christian!" I yelled. He'd been… — Richelle Mead
Stephen had just come from a class discussion in which several students believed that the right cup of herbal tea would save them from pain… — Caroline B. Cooney
It isn't against the Law to be an idiot. — Cassandra Clare
Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me. — Sherwood Smith
Only professional diplomats, inveterate idiots and women view diplomacy as a long-term substitute for war. — David Mitchell
when I was a boy I used to dream of becoming the village idiot. I used to lie in bed and imagine myself the happy… — Charles Bukowski
Not that I knew who you were until last month. But now that I've got you, I'm not letting you go." "You're not?" Blake stared… — Julia Quinn
People can be teachers and idiots; they can be philosophers and idiots; they can be politicians and idiots... in fact I think they have to… — Iain Banks
Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated. — Ambrose Bierce
I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living. — John Wayne
There is a technical term for someone who confuses the opinions of a character in a book with those of the author. That term is… — S.M. Stirling
What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot! — Darren Shan
What about your freedom?" he whispered in her ear over a minute later, bracing his hands palms down on the wall beside her head. He… — Nalini Singh
That a greater fool than Jane Eyre had never breathed the breath of life; that a more fantastic idiot had never surfeited herself on sweet… — Charlotte Bronte

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