Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a… — Lloyd Alexander
Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed. 'The first one. I really resent being called the second. — Melina Marchetta
She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo. — Nalini Singh
School is just like having a job. You have to show up, you have to do your work, and you have to be around tons… — Elizabeth Scott
One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots. — Lisa Kleypas
Arm there," she said. "Other arm, idiot. Now hand there...okay, ready? We're going to start with your left foot. On three. One. Two... What the… — John Flanagan
Idiots, Halt muttered. If we were here to cause trouble, we could simply ride them both down — John Flanagan
Beautiful. You can be taught. Makes my job so much easier when you’re actually intelligent. You’d be amazed at the idiots I’ve come across.” –… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Reparations,” said Jem very suddenly, setting down the pen he was holding. Will looked at him in puzzlement. “Is this a game? We just blurt… — Cassandra Clare
I just want you to know,' said the girl, coldly, 'that whoever you are and whatever you intend with me, I shall give you no… — Neil Gaiman
I tell you what it is. It's...when I didn't see you, I thought about you every day, I mean every day in some way or… — David Nicholls
It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others. — Jim Butcher
A village somewhere was missing it's idiot. — Linda Howard
Matthey, a Geneva physician very close to Rousseau's influence, formulates the prospect for all men of reason: 'Do not glory in your state, if you… — Michel Foucault
Blessed are the idiots, for they are happiest people on earth. — Barry Hughart
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi — Bisco Hatori
It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church. — Flannery O'Connor
A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation. — Stephen King
The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though I’ll do my best. But you’re right. We must rescue ourselves as… — D. H. Lawrence
Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles… — Rick Riordan
How did you even know I wasn't in my room?" "I checked on you." Finn gave me a look like I was an idiot. "I… — Amanda Hocking
Sometimes I think He looks down and says, "Wow, look what those idiots are up to now. I guess I better help them along a… — Michael Grant
She really did like me, the idiot. — Jeff Lindsay
I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport. — Jeff Lindsay
Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot. — Jeff Lindsay

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