Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

Glad it was you and not me," Shane said, and offered Myrin a hand up. "Any brain damage?" "Since the bullet actually passed through his… — Rachel Caine
It's incredibly touching when someone who seems so hopeless finds a few inches of light to stand in and makes everything work as well as… — Anne Lamott
Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it! — Bisco Hatori
Idiot - A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is… — Ambrose Bierce
How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be the French version… — Sara Shepard
Romantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot? — Bisco Hatori
It never occurred to him that now he was looking at his master, at the one person in all the world who held his fate… — Elizabeth Wein
Yes, you are,” Chubs agreed. “But you’re our idiot, so be more careful next time.” “Cosigned,” Liam said, hooking his fingers over mine on top… — Alexandra Bracken
I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot. — Alethea Kontis
We look at each other without saying anything, both of us smiling like idiots. I heart is so full I can’t believe it can possibly… — Megan Hart
I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot. — Lisa Kleypas
What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind. — William Shakespeare
Are you trying to tell me that you've never been kissed?" I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. He looked so dubious,… — Gena Showalter
You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled. — Brandon Sanderson
I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot. — Rick Riordan
I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little. Not like myself,… — Rainbow Rowell
Is this Prior?" "In the flesh." "Why's he bleeding?" "Because he's an idiot." Zeke offers me a black jacket with a factionless symbol stitched into… — Veronica Roth
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile from the inside… — Naoki Higashida
I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot." — Glenn Beck
I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots. — Hesketh Pearson
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of… — Bob Hope
We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools… — Ralph Bunche
The Greek word for idiot, literally translated, means one who does not participate in politics. That sums up my conviction on the subject. — Unknown Author
In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it. — Elbert Hubbard

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