Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

The picture of me just after I’d found out Aspen was saving up to marry me. I looked radiant, hopeful, beautiful. I looked like I… — Kiera Cass
They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission. — Kim Harrison
who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out. — Daniel Handler
When the guy turned around, Amy began stuttering. Silently. It was a feat only Amy could manage, and only Dan could notice. And it only… — Peter Lerangis
Ask her what she craved, and she'd get a little frantic about things like books, the woods, music. Plants and the seasons. Also freedom. Not… — Charles Frazier
You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it. — Veronica Roth
When I was a kid, my parents smartly raised us to keep quiet, be respectful to older people, and generally not question adults all that… — Mindy Kaling
Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one. — Mira Grant
I've been an idiot to think that real life could have a happy ending — Jodi Picoult
What are you doing following me around the back streets of London, you little idiot?” Will demanded, giving her arm a light shake. Cecily’s eyes… — Cassandra Clare
I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for. — Brandon Mull
LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women. — Lauren Willig
Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately shouted, gagged, hit… — Rick Riordan
The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist. — Glenn Greenwald
What do they do for a village idiot when you're here? — Tanya Huff
The problem is not that religious people are stupid. It's not that religious fundamentalists are stupid. I happen to think that you can be so… — Sam Harris
Froi heard Zabat's voice echo over and over again throughout the gorge. Wonderful. The gods had found a way of multiplying the idiot's voice. — Melina Marchetta
Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden. — Ford Madox Ford
Those who were unlucky in life in spite of their skills would eventually rise. The lucky fool might have benefited from some luck in life;… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
People are such idiots. As if there's something wrong with being in love. — John Green
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this… — Karl Pilkington
Andrew hated to see her humiliated and pathetic like this; but he half hated her too for landing herself in it, when any idiot could… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Consider it this way: what would you say if a blond homecoming queen fell in love with a short Japanese businessman? He treats her cruelly,… — David Henry Hwang
I'm sure you've heard people talk about their Heart's Desire—well that's a load of rot. Hearts are idiots. They're big and squishy and full of… — Catherynne M. Valente
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet. — Stanislaw Lem

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