Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one will. — Warren Buffett
Wouldn't it be wonderful if we had a world where everybody said, 'We don't know?' The fact is that you're surrounded -God and you don't… — Anthony de Mello
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. — H. L. Mencken
The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect. — Marquis de Sade
Did you hear what this idiot just said!? He said it's not about the W...It's everything about the W with me! — Bernard Hopkins
April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers. — Edna St. Vincent Millay
One of the first exercises we did in acting class my freshman year was to stand in two rows, two lines facing each other as… — Chris Parnell
I was an absolute idiot, wearing polo-necks, reading Kerouac, watching Woody Allen movies, and jazz fitted right into all of that. My interest in that… — Jamie Cullum
For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like, a coxcomb of… — Kurt Braunohler
Whether you are a genius or an idiot, a thief or, like me, a Zen priest who has cultivated the mind for 30 years -… — Zoketsu Norman Fischer
There is no refutation of Darwinian evolution in existence. If a refutation ever were to come about, it would come from a scientist, and not… — Richard Dawkins
All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or responding to your… — Russell Smith
Anyone who posts illegal content on 4chan is an idiot. — Christopher Poole
If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent, then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you,… — Martin Van Creveld
When President Ronald Reagan asked me a stupid question once, I called him an idiot in public! I thought I was going to be arrested,… — Bikram Choudhury
You treat an idiot like an idiot. — Bikram Choudhury
I want to stay in some era and remain there like a stupid idiot and see what happens when you try to pause time and… — Ariel Pink
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot… — Cynthia Heimel
A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot… — Igor Stravinsky
This life, which had been the tomb of his virtue and of his honour, is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and… — William Shakespeare
Technique! The very word is like a shriek of outraged Art. It is the idiot name given to effort by those who are too weak,… — Leonard Bacon
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. — Ronnie Corbett
I mean, look at her. Any idiot, you know, would quite taken with Amy. — Vince Gill
The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It… — Tia Carrere
They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot. — Norma McCorvey

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