Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Don't take her for granted, IDIOT. — Green Monk
Whoever thought up the phrase Absence makes the heart grow founder was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy. — Shalini
I realized that I'm such an idiot to falling in love with someone. — Mark Elman Langaman
Of course I look both ways when crossing a one way street. You never know what kind of idiot is behind the wheel. — Green Monk
Can I be u and can u be me for just a day ? Please OPPA pls.. Let's taste the color of our own life..… — Saodevi
You never cease to amaze me! The one thing that someone like you should do is keep your head down, and what do you do?… — Gaius
He may be an idiot, but he's a brave one. — Arthur
Merlin is a wonder, but the wonder is that he's such an idiot — Unknown Author
One day people won't believe what an idiot you were. — Gaius
You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot. — Al Jourgensen
I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to… — Candice Bergen
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. — Blake Edwards
Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot. — Colin Greenwood
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot. — Leo Durocher
I went out with this boy on the proviso that he didn't tell anybody we were together. The idiot didn't keep his mouth shut. I… — Rachel Hunter
If you think you know everything and think you've done everything, I know you're an idiot. — John C Shepard
I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him of being the Manchurian Candidate, that somehow the Vietnamese had… — Senator John Kerry
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. — American Proverb
When youre in the public eye, youre a role model whether you want to be or not, and I want to be. Im not one… — Lady Gaga
I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all, there's always all… — Unknown Author
On my first record, I rapped about me being on the block every day and hanging out in the 'hood, basically doing a bunch of… — Nelly
You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't… — Dr Gregory House
You talk about your 3 I's.. I agree, because in my mind you're an Idiot, an Imbecile and an Ignoramus! — Chris Jericho
Stacy: God, you're an idiot! House: I like to think of myself as more of a jerk. — House MD
Don't want to be an American idiot. — Green Day

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