Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

My boyfriend is an idiot but I love him anyway. — Unknown Author
I have heard world is full of idiots then why feel like a fish out of water, join the club man because sometime its fun… — MubinAMunir
When I miss you I re-read are old messages and smile like an idiot. — Prettylilttlevampire
Always Remember, An Idiot who makes you laugh in his presence will definitely makes you cry in his Absence, Because those Idiots are our Real… — Ritu Ghatourey
I think it'd be cute if sonic ran like an idiot. — Ramandeep Singh
My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said:at the end of this ruler is and idiot I got detention after asking which end… — Im_a_bad_bishh
If a person has known only sex as life, he is stupid, he is an idiot. — Ritu Ghatourey
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way… — A Josland
If I had the power, I would kill every single idiot in this world. ...then no one would have to judge me for it — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli
Being two timer doesn't make you handsome or famous it makes you a light-headed idiot. — Ritu Ghatourey
Is just that .. You were the only one who could see trough my eyes.We both have decited to live for the moments .. now… — Unknown Author
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. — Ritu Ghatourey
Just broke up with my best friend , worst and shittiest 20 seconds of my life...I wanna write I miss you on a rock and… — Shmoopy
He is amazingly stupid — Myself
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja
I love you so much babe! Everytime I think of you I smile like an idiot! :D — Naresha
That awkward moment when you are speaking on the phone and you realize that you have been walking around your house like an idiot for… — Naresha
Wonna see a dick well here he is!!! — Meslf
Maybe you said some crap about trying to stay friends, maybe you made some idiot vow to always be there for each other, but forget… — Glen Rambharack
I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja
Idiots don't know they are idiots, I know I am an idiot therefore I am not an idiot ;) — Nikhil Saluja
Love is cruel, love makes me forget everythings, Love broked my heart again n again, sometimes I wonder when will love stay n never will… — Novelle
I went to primary school with this idiot and I kicked him in the face — Meslf
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. — Azgraybebly Joslan

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