Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

I was a loan coordinator at a mortgage company in Seattle. My roommate thought I should enter the contest, so we made a video of… — Amber Lancaster
I sort of gave up my ambition to be handsome... I was excited about people thinking I was an idiot. — Michael Cera
Boy came home after school and he was upset. His dad asked what was the reason. He replied, 'My teacher pointed at me with a… — Pacifiersucker
If you truely and honestly believed in the quotes that you post daily, you wouldnt be such an idiot..... — Jill Harling Kemp
Whatever We Haven, It's All Yours | And what are you Have, All Is My- Than What Is You Haven!| You're Haven't Something! Idiot — Mak_786
Going through old messages and smiling like an idiot at your computer. — Cooper Bushey
When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved… — Ed O'Neill
That Awkward Moment, Is That Moment When You Talk To Yourself And You Start Smiling Like An Idiot, Because You're Just So Hilarious... — Pacifiersucker
Just because you have a motorcycle doesnt mean you have to drive like an idiot, know what I mean??!??? — Justine Ezarik
Foolish to do with age - do not let .. I have seen many 70year old idiot and the genius of 20 years — Mak_786
Do you know: How mad are / do not know, you idiot / Just like me, which are wasted his time here — Pagla_Kahin_Ka
Somebody once asked me if I changed my name for acting. What kind of an idiot would want to suffer a lifetime of food jokes?… — Kevin Bacon
I wouldn't call myself hot. I looked about 10 years old until the summer of my junior year [of high school]. I also used to… — Zac Efron
Married to a king makes you a queen; Married to a prince makes you a princess; Married to a jerk makes you an idiot. — Fricca Joaquin
Never Argue With An Idiot, That Brings You Down To His Level And Beats You With Experience... — Pacifiersucker
The Difference Between Stupid And An Idiot... Stupid Will Like The Nonsense Post In A FB Account. And An Idiot Will Comment On The Nonsense… — Pacifiersucker
That dog, I say that dogs strictly GI, gibberin idiot that is. — Foghorn Leghorn
Always make a good example not an idiot that makes it simple for own good. — Kent Lariosa
Idiot is seems like a awkword word when we call it others but its have a lovely meaning as well ! I do ishq only… — Waliurrehman
Heritage is the result of servility or the wrong consistency, that I have not answered satisfactorily from any idiot, because that he himself does not… — Mak_786
Being pretty doesn't mean that I'm dumb. As well as being silent in a situation doesn't mean that Im wise. Merely look at it my… — Nicole Hill
You have to be an idiot to run out of gas....I just did. — Brooke Burke
Harry can paint but I can't. He has our father's talent while I, on the other hand, am about the biggest idiot on a piece… — Prince William
I always thought an Oxymoron was an idiot addicted to synthetic heroin until I Googled it...lol — Brian Zilinek
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and cant stop smiling like an idiot. — EwshyCrazyness

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