Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

I'm an idiot walking a tightrope of fortune and fame. I am an acrobat swinging trapezes through circles of flame. — Counting Crows
Chazz Reinhold: So how's my prot�g�? John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married! Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser!… — Wedding Crashers
Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love. -Robert — Pineapple Express
You fried the whole village, idiot. - Declan — Leap Years
Kanye is an idiot. how you would glorify his words makes you dumber than his woud be, but aborted offspring — Kanye West
Show me a man who won't eat clothesline, and I'll show you a man who can skip rope. Show me a man wtih both feet… — Ernie Kovacs
In 30 years, that boy will be the President of the United States. And he'll still be a fucking idiot. Now, are we gonna have… — Boondocks
Before I do anything I ask myself Would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. — Dwight Schrute
Don't waste your time in idiots! IDIOT born, Idiot Die:) — Unknown Author
A guy's FB Status: I'm Online during CLass..:D lol . . Comment 4m his Teacher:Turn 2 page No.50 of ur textBook idiot:P . . principal… — Unknown Author
Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. U just have to live life to the fullest! Tell someone what they mean… — Markesa Yeager
No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot. - Alice Cullen — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
Im going to forgive and forget, forgive myself so being such an idiot and forget that you ever exsisted — Unknown Author
She's beautiful. Any idiot can see that. — Rob Mariano
I'm silly for liking you, a fool for loving you, and an idiot for thinking that you'd love me back. — Brianna Wyka
Whoa whoa... you think I actually give a fuck about what you think? dude... you're an idiot! — MagicGoose
Rumours are like chineese whispers starts off with the truth, some idiot in the middle changes it and by the end its all bull shit — Alison
There will always be time for another idiot to speak his retarded mind, no matter how much in a hurry he/she is. — Richie
Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. — Enhance Dreams
You`re weird, obnoxious, crazy and a complete idiot. but you know what? I still love you. — Itsme867
I know 3 facts about you: 1.You cant say M without your lips touching. 2.Youre trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now youre smiling. — Unknown Author
I honestly don't know where people get this stuff. I have a husband who's a great cook, a rock star, and he doesn't mind if… — Rachael Ray
Some idiot hacking my phone in the middle of night to listen to my messages. Hey Sherlock! Nice try but please don't erase them anymore! — Kris Jenner
This is how youre supposed to feel every day. This is what I should have felt like my whole life! I always thought I was… — Drew Carey
My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality.… — Unknown Author

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