Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

Wonder, connected with a principle of rational curiosity, is the source of all knowledge and discover, and it is a principle even of piety; but… — Samuel Horsley
I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced. — Rashida Jones
A stylist might say you look amazing in anything. Your family will always tell you if you look a complete idiot. — Unknown Author
A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot. — Milos Zeman
Jim Sheridan, the MP who wants to ban sketchwriters from the Commons for being rude about politicians, is a blithering idiot. Sorry, scrub that -… — Simon Hoggart
A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks. — Jason Zebehazy
Law is an ass, an idiot. — Charles Dickens
The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno
I'm a one-man idiot. — Eddie Izzard
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. — Joan Van Ark
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microspically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot… — Cynthia Heimel
That awkward moment when youre talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot, because youre so hilarious. — Orebela Gbenga
That Awkward moment when your eyes are Finally opened with knew PARTNER(LOVER) and feel so stupid and idiot wasted your time and Tears on your… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
I was hurt once, then hurt again. If she does it this time, I have to be a boneheaded IDIOT, and deserve it. — James Thornton
Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference — Hussein Nishah
I hate how when I read in my head I sound like a pro, but when I read out loud I sound like an idiot. — FrANSIS
If You Are Angry with your Loveable Friend, Just Put aside you Egos. Just Hug Each Other and Say: I Need You Idiot, at least… — Rock4u
Even though I'm an idiot, at least I know that the word 'friend' is not something you use only when you need them. — Melchor Lim
Best friendship = where you can be weird together, you can have fun together, you can look idiot together and not caring what others think. — Melchor Lim
Me being an idiot on my fall break....YEAH!! no school haha :D — Savannah J
What kills me the most is when I like someone and you ask who. I want to grab you by the shoulders and scream, YOU… — Leslie
Crushes are more beautiful than affairs because theres no responsibility, no worry, no commitment, just look at your crush and smile like an idiot — Unknown Author
I hate that feeling you get when you like someone but you don't know if they love you back, so you keep staying there like… — Angel Marie
You know how I always talk about smiling like an idiot and having butterflies in my tummy? That's you, that's all you. — Leslie
You've got to accept the fact that life isn't a fairy tale, things aren't always happily ever after. Things like magic wishes, Prince Charmings and… — Ana Chable

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