Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

As I followed him along the sharp black stones, I could hear Link's voice in my head. "Bad move, man. He's gonna kill you, stuff… — Kami Garcia
I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots… — Kami Garcia
Because even if they are doing something immoral, I'd be an idiot to start criticizing them for it if I wasn't perfect myself. Smoking is… — Jim Butcher
What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots? — Cassandra Clare
The idiot had shot their own dog. That’s what happened when the destructive potential of a man’s weapons exceeded his intelligence. — Ilona Andrews
Al walks in, and I don't even have to ask him to help me, he just walks over and strips bedding with me. i will… — Veronica Roth
Any idiot can stand in front of a target," I say. "It doesn't prove anything except that you're bullying us. Which, as I recall is… — Veronica Roth
Getting a life’ is something only a complete idiot could believe. Like you can just drive to a store and get a life. See it… — John Green
You were difficult enough to catch,” Faste said. Salander gave him a long look, satisfied herself that he was an idiot, and decided that she… — Steig Larsson
Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot. — Jim Butcher
Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons. — H. L. Mencken
I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at… — Margaret Mitchell
I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots. — Albert Einstein
What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they… — Lisa Gardner
I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered. — Cassandra Clare
If I lose you because of the blind idiot I've been then I will be the one who is destroyed — Abbi Glines
I would have thought even a certified idiot like Gabriel here would have taken account of it and notified someone." "Notified who?" asked Jem, not… — Cassandra Clare
Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?" "God,… — Derek Landy
You’re an idiot, Maxon Schreave. Your parents have completely sabotaged you. You could have a thousand girls set before you, and it wouldn’t matter. You’re… — Kiera Cass
I’m not going to pass out-” He cut her off with a kiss. “If you did, I’d catch you.” Gods, he’d laugh at either of… — Larissa Ione
Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today. — Julia Quinn
Hilary Clinton said you know, it takes a village to raise a child and somebody said it takes a village idiot to believe that …… — Thomas Sowell
Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. “I’m such an effing idiot.” “We knew that,” he said drily. “We definitely didn’t have to throw you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
No more, no less. I'm an idiot. I really need to let this crush go. — Pittacus Lore
Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation. — Markus Zusak

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