Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots. — Nancy Farmer
William: I just had the best idea ever. Let's give Maddox a ring. Paris: You mean propose to him? To grumpy ole Maddox? Willie, why… — Gena Showalter
Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn’t marry an idiot. — Julia Quinn
They were snobs or idiots or both...yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness. — Jennifer Egan
We're all watching each other, so there's no chance for censorship. The main problem is the idiot TV. If you watch local news, your head… — Ray Bradbury
One is always willfully absurd.... If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot. — Galen Beckett
Jump into an open grave? What kind of idiot are you?" Butters replied. "I might as well put on a red shirt and volunteer for… — Jim Butcher
Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to do… — Jonathan Ames
She keeps asking me where we're going." "Yeah," another voice said. It was Shane, pulling up a chair beside Claire. "Girls do that. They've always… — Rachel Caine
Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently. “Just my tongue stud.” His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. “I’m kidding, you idiot.… — Kiersten White
When I caught up, I grabbed Jack’s arm. “What are you doing here?” “Hiding! That’s how you play the game, right? I thought the title… — Kiersten White
No matter how strong our resolve, we eventually find ourselves enslaved by the compulsive preference for one particular woman. You’ve been caught, my friend. You… — Lisa Kleypas
Very well. I shall try to think like an idiot. — Gerald Morris
So between you and me," I tell Justine on the phone that night, "we're either bitchy or stupid." "Oh God," she moans. "Everyone thinks I'm… — Melina Marchetta
Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,” Skulduggery said, slightly annoyed,… — Derek Landy
Part of the function of memory is to forget; the omni-retentive mind will break down and produce at best an idiot savant who can recite… — Christopher Hitchens
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you are not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy,… — Herman Wouk
Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful. — Rachel Caine
Wartihog put up his hand. "What happens if we can't read, sir?" "No boasting, Wartihog!" boomed Gobber. "Get some idiot to read it for you. — Cressida Cowell
War always reaches the depths of horror because of idiots who perpetuate terror from generation to generation under the pretext of vengeance. — Guy Sajer
You idiot!" She spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?" "Drowning?" Replied Graystripe. — Erin Hunter
If Henry Miller often sounded like a village idiot, it is because, like Whitman, he was the rest of the village as well. — Gore Vidal
Han?” “Yeah, sweetie.” “How do you teach a man not to be a noble, long-suffering, self-sacrificing idiot?” “I don’t know, sweetie. Mostly I shoot them.”… — Troy Denning
I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots. — Oscar Wilde
A field trip. You interested in doing something dangerous, and possibly illegal?" Does it involve underage girls, broken curfews and soorte4d fruit toppings?" I dropped… — Rachel Vincent

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