Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

The heavy eyelids snapped open. Jack froze. A huge gold-and-amber eye, as big as a dinner plater, stared at him. The dark pupil shrank, focusing.… — Ilona Andrews
I’m home. Ya happy now?’ Beck’s gravelly voice demanded. ‘Yes, I am.’ ‘Yer’ treatin’ me like i’m some idiot kid,’ he complained. ‘Gee, I wonder… — Jana Oliver
We had come here to have a break from thoughts and the hard work that came with the constant interaction with idiots. Or at least… — Cecelia Ahern
I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?" Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling idiot I have… — Louise Rennison
...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it. — Frantz Fanon
I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didn’t notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought that was how… — Amanda Hocking
No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence. — David Walliams
Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy," said my father as he… — Orhan Pamuk
It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots." - Katniss. — Suzanne Collins
You got a lot of ladies to get through. You’re still young. First love’s the sweetest, but it doesn’t last.” “Not ever?” I ask. Grandad… — Holly Black
He doesn’t scowl, but his mouth is so tense that I know he’s angry with me. 'Don’t be an idiot,' he says. 'An idiot?' Is… — Veronica Roth
Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because… — Chuck Palahniuk
And here I am, strapped into a tree, a stone's throw from the biggest idiot in the games. — Suzanne Collins
It's not so much that the old friend is a better friend. It's just that you know the person better, and you know they don't… — Markus Zusak
Life is too short to fight every idiot along your way. — Christopher Paolini
What I’m sorry about is not being a tipsy idiot when you found me. I’m sorry about that, obviously, but more sorry that my stupidity… — Rachel Cohn
Y’all might as well come on out,” I said. “I know you’re there. I can smell you.” “Smell me? But I just took a shower… — Jennifer Estep
Ideology is the science of idiots. — John Adams
I think he came to die with me," I say. I clamp my hand over my mouth to stifle a sob. If I can keep… — Veronica Roth
Solemnity is the shield of idiots — Baron de Montesquieu
Are men truly such idiots that they cannot resist two orbs of flesh? — R.L. LaFevers
He shifted his weight, throwing his good leg off the bed as if he were going to try to stand. “What are you doing?” I… — Stephenie Meyer
You're screening your calls?" "Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots." "Is that an insult?" His voice dropped into a deep growl. "You're… — Ilona Andrews
The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be happy in a… — Joyce Carol Oates
We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot." "Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot. — Melina Marchetta

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