Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

One minute she acts like she wants to be with me and I'm the one rejecting her. The next, she's got this barbed wire fence… — Jennifer Armintrout
I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get… — Ilona Andrews
Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me… — Mira Grant
Am I odd?Is there something wrong with me,like Mrs.Tifton Said?" Skye knelt down on the wet grass and looked straight into Batty's eyes. "No you… — Jeanne Birdsall
Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on. — Markus Zusak
You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then. — Rachel Caine
Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots — Douglas Adams
Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them.… — Gordon Korman
You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than… — Joss Whedon
You're an idiot," she whispered tearfully. Finally, he opened his eyes and stared up at her; by then, she had moved on to stroking his… — Melissa Marr
Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm a idiot. — Stephenie Meyer
What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him backward… — James Patterson
Elene gasped and sat up. "Kylar Thaddeus Stern!" Kylar giggled. "Thaddeus? That's a good one. I knew a Thaddeus once." "So did I. He was… — Brent Weeks
Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into place. Peter freezes with his lips parted,… — Veronica Roth
Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself… — Russell Brand
There are idiots in every crowd. — Heather Graham
Are you afraid of falling, baby? No, I’m afraid of landing. [He’s laughing, and I’m smiling.] Stupid idiot smile, don’t you know what comes next? — Ann Aguirre
No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot. — Stephenie Meyer
My father said that love at first sight should send you running, if you know what's good for you. It's your dark pieces having instant… — Deb Caletti
Look at us! Are we not proof that there is no good, no evil, no truth, no reason? Are we not proof that the universe… — Grant Morrison
Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot! — Rick Riordan
You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right. — Sonya Sones
You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?” Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silver Surfer. He rubbed… — Kami Garcia
Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances. — Rachel Cohn
The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en masse what only idiots or lunatics could… — Sam Harris

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