Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

He wondered how it could have taken him so long to realize he cared for her, and he told her so, and she called him… — Neil Gaiman
Hughes: (Talking for Mustang) 'I won't allow you to die under my jurisdiction because it'd be a pain to clean up the mess.' That's what… — Hiromu Arakawa
Man is profoundly dependent on the reflection of himself in another man's soul, be it even the soul of an idiot. — Witold Gombrowicz
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot. — Terry Pratchett
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. — Charles Stross
in the cupboard sits my bottle like a dwarf waiting to scratch out my prayers. I drink and cough like some idiot at a symphony,… — Charles Bukowski
James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?" Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you… — Julia Quinn
Thinking in isolation and with pride ends in being an idiot. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Simon!” The voice was Clary’s. He would know it anywhere. He wondered if his mind was conjuring it up now, a sense memory of what… — Cassandra Clare
You're an idiot." "I've never claimed to be otherwise. — Cassandra Clare
What I say is, don't go playing unless you can win. Only sit down to chess with idiots, only kick a dog what's dead already,… — N.D. Wilson
Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah, but who would… — Erin Hunter
There has seldom if ever a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their… — Iain Banks
The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who. — Chetan Bhagat
Everything is going to be fine.” I hate it when people say that, people who have absolutely no idea of what’s coming next. They turn… — Jenny Valentine
Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Well, it's like I have a GPS inside me," I told them. "One of the talking ones. I tell it where I want to go,… — James Patterson
Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts. — Chuck Palahniuk
I laughed. “You’re too young to be so … pessimistic,” I said, using the English word. “Pessi-what?” “Pessimistic. It means looking only at the dark… — Haruki Murakami
Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot — Iain Banks
I get the feeling," Alec said, and smiled, "she hasn't forgiven me for betraying you, as she sees it." "Good girl," said Jace with appreciation.… — Cassandra Clare
Ironically, he'd yet to leave a good impression. First he'd spilled soda on her, next she'd seen him almost involved in a riot, and then… — Nicholas Sparks
What's that?' Beck shoved his back ineffectually against the glass door, suffering under the weight of a huge box. 'Your brian.' I already have a… — Maggie Stiefvater
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Only men would think of cutting themselves to determine who the packleader is. Idiots. — Christopher Paolini

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