"Boy came home after school and he was……" — Pacifiersucker
"Boy came home after school and he was upset. His dad asked what was the reason. He replied, 'My teacher pointed at me with a ruler and said, 'at the end of the ruler is an idiot?' And I was punished after asking... Which end?"
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