Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward,… — Robert Pattinson
Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa. — Eamon Dunphy
There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot. — L. Sprague de Camp
A man would have to be an idiot to write a book of laws for an apple tree telling it to bear apples and not… — Martin Luther
Of course I know our economic growth can't match our population growth so of course I know we'll all get poorer until we get that… — Unknown Author
All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. — Mark Twain
But for the Jews this moral-spiritual issue raises the same societal problem it does for the Greeks: how can a man have the "right" to… — Kenny Smith
We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. Not an idiot sub-culture, which every society has bubbling beneath… — Carl Bernstein
Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to… — Mark Z. Danielewski
If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it. — Linus Torvalds
Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it. — Rodney Dangerfield
By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if… — Jason Bateman
Your music can be played easily and well by any half-stringed harper or fumble-fingered idiot. Not that I'm maligning your songs. It's just that they're… — Anne McCaffrey
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't… — Georges Courteline
I object to being called a chess genius, because I consider myself to be an all around genius, who just happens to play chess, which… — Bobby Fischer
I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty — Madonna Ciccone
We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later. — Louis Aragon
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. — Horace Mann
I am not a complete idiot, but whether from weakness or laziness have no talent for thinking. I know only how to reflect: I am… — Sviatoslav Richter
Assume that your worldview is not borne by the public. More than that: Do not assume that those who think differently are idiots. Before you… — Rolf Dobelli
I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I’m a kid. And I just sit there, and everyone’s got their… — Jennifer Lawrence
Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them… — Rob Schneider
My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually. — Darren Criss
You don't want to become one of those Hollywood idiots who is just blathering about anything — Bradley Whitford
In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now… — Conan O'Brien

Who Wrote These Idiot Quotes

804 authors contributed a total of 1,116 Idiot Quotes, led by these top contributors: