Idiot Quotes

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — George Carlin
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. — Charlie Chaplin
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. — Anton Chekhov
So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an idiot to be… — Lee Child
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las… — Chuck Close
There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. — Cynthia Heimel
The 100% American is 99% idiot. — George Bernard Shaw
The Catholics have a Pope. Protestants laugh at them, and yet the Pope is capable of intellectual advancement. In addition to this, the Pope is… — Robert Green Ingersoll
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot… — Osbert Sitwell
What do you take me for, an idiot? — Charles de Gaulle
How can I lose to such an idiot? — Aron Nimzowitsch
The way the public sees it is this. If we don't leave, we are idiots. If we do leave but don't succeed in our mission,… — Bertrand Piccard
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? — Martin Farquhar Tupper
You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius. — Ashley Montagu
Idiots, the lame, the blind, the dumb, are men in whom the devils have established themselves: and all the physicians who heal these infirmities, as… — Martin Luther
The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature-nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing. — Bill Vaughan
Destroying something, any idiot can do. Creating needs intelligence. — Rajneesh
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your… — Jimmy Fallon
I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots. — Kobe Bryant
The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. — Euripides
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing. — William Shakespeare
The mind always functions in an eccentric way, the mind is always an idiot. The really intelligent person has no mind. Intelligence arises out of… — Rajneesh
Idiots are very very clear - clear in the sense that they do not have the intelligence to feel confusion. To feel confusion needs great… — Rajneesh
Enlightenment is always through surrender, but surrender is achieved through intelligence. Only idiots cannot surrender. To surrender you need great intelligence. To see the point… — Rajneesh

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