Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better… — Unknown Author
The last 10 to 20 years youâ€™d think that it has been all about VCs making money, because thatâ€™s all we hear about. But really… — Dave McClure
We are talking about a major change in reality that has to come about, ... We are not idiots. If it turns out that this… — Ehud Barak
We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we're cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is… — Ellen DeGeneres
There's a lot of bleeding idiots in t'country and they deserve some representation. — Unknown Author
The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel, the realist sees a train entering the tunnel, the pessimist sees a train speeding… — James Branch Cabell
Any idiot can get an airplane off the ground, but an aviator earns his keep by bringing it back anytime, anywhere, under any circumstances that… — Walter Cunningham
Anybody who doesn't think that Hong Kong has to depend on the PRC (China) must be the biggest idiot on earth because you are talking… — Gordon Wu
Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot to arrive. — Unknown Author
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good… — Rene Descartes
The virtue of dress rehearsals is that they are a free show for a select group of artists and friends of the author, and where… — Alfred Jarry
President Obama and his fellow Democrats are either idiots or deliberately trying to destroy their own economy. — Vladimir Putin
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots. — Lewis Black
In keeping with my family's affection for doomed product lines and hexed formats, we purchased a Betamax. The year before, we'd bought a TRS-80 instead… — Colson Whitehead
I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots. — Tom Clancy
Maybe Iâ€™m an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. — Larry Ellison
The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone… — Larry Ellison
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism… — Bill Maher
We were discussing civilization and the fact that young men among the Greeks at that time were idiots and uneducated, so the men had emotional… — Marion Zimmer Bradley
Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion, but in time a scientific… — David Hilbert

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