Idiot Quotes

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I'm not afraid to look like an idiot. — Anthony Bourdain
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the… — Terry Bradshaw
You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking. — Sandra Bullock
Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet… — William S. Burroughs
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. — Sid Caesar
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — George Carlin
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. — Charlie Chaplin
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. — Anton Chekhov
So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an idiot to be… — Lee Child
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las… — Chuck Close
There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. — Cynthia Heimel
The 100% American is 99% idiot. — George Bernard Shaw
The Catholics have a Pope. Protestants laugh at them, and yet the Pope is capable of intellectual advancement. In addition to this, the Pope is… — Robert Green Ingersoll
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot… — Osbert Sitwell
What do you take me for, an idiot? — Charles de Gaulle
How can I lose to such an idiot? — Aron Nimzowitsch
The way the public sees it is this. If we don't leave, we are idiots. If we do leave but don't succeed in our mission,… — Bertrand Piccard
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? — Martin Farquhar Tupper
You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius. — Ashley Montagu

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