Idiot Quotes

1116 Idiot quotes by 804 unique authors

Obviously, they're all a gang of idiots. But, you know... live and let live. — David Gilmour
I'm a big believer that your word is your wand. You know how people say things like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm such an idiot.' I… — Mariska Hargitay
I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing… — Robbie Williams
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I… — Groucho Marx
Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right… — Clint Eastwood
Molly works because, while Watson is ‘the audience’, Molly is every woman of a certain age sitting at home on the settee fantasizing about running… — Louise Brealey
Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself. — Dave Courtney
The problem with improv is that you're letting an idiot tell you what to do. — Unknown Author
Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot. — Unknown Author
I’m going to be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender. — Jackson Browne
You are upset because one of your actors got on the wrong lane doing something with the wrong people. And you want to blame somebody… — Charles Manson
Which idiot put the GOP convention the same time as 'Burning Man' in Nevada? Is there time to change this? — Grover Norquist
Whether our feet are compressed in iron shoes, our faces hidden with veils and masks; whether yoked with cows to draw the plow through its… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton
A man who is half an idiot, but who keeps a sharp lookout and acts prudently all his life, often enjoys the pleasure of triumphing… — Stendhal
But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots. — Basil Bunting
For a while, I had this uncontrollable urge - this addiction to danger. Now I look back and I think, 'Gee, what an idiot. I… — Steven Seagal
Why must love always be accompanied--sooner or later--by sorrow and pain? Why not? Because pure bliss is for pure idiots. — Edward Abbey
Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends. — Robert E. Sherwood
There is, however, a strong empirical reason why we should cultivate thoughts that can never be proved. It is that they are known to be… — Carl Jung
One or two years ago, I didn't know who I was on court and I used to swear a lot. But now I've learned how… — Roger Federer
Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible — John McEnroe
It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock. — Thom Yorke
At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times.… — Mike Tyson
There is a technical, literary term for those who mistake the opinions and beliefs of characters in a novel for those of the author. The… — Larry Niven
Does it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot... — Alain Prost

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