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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Before I had my child, I thought I knew all the boundaries of myself, that I understood the limits of my heart.…
— Uma Thurman
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When I was in my 20s, I thought I knew who I was. And then as soon as I turned 30, I…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits…
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For me the first great joy of traveling is simply the luxury of leaving all my beliefs and certainties at home, and…
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If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn't be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what…
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I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it.
— Ann Richards
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I thought I knew it all. Again, I knew absolutely nothing.
— Robert Pattinson
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I was very young. I thought I knew a lot and I really didn't. I trusted the wrong people.
— Tia Carrere
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While I was doing stand-up, I thought I knew for sure that success meant getting everyone to like me. So I became…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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I thought I knew a lot about music. Then you start digging and the deeper you go, the more there is.
— John Mellencamp
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Life turned out much better than I thought. I knew after a little while that I could act.
— Peter O'Toole
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I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this…
— Winston Churchill
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