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I Put Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my…
- I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room…
- This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
- I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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- It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one… — Neil Armstrong
- I put up my thumb and it blotted out the planet Earth. — Neil Armstrong
- I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods… — Rowan Atkinson
- I can mention many moments that were unforgettable and revelatory. But the most single revelatory three minutes was the first time I… — David Attenborough
- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I… — David Attenborough
- The book that convinced me I wanted to be a writer was 'Crime and Punishment'. I put the thing down after reading… — Paul Auster
- I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don't regret it. You make choices. If… — Lauren Bacall
- I come from a modest background. I put myself through college and law school and a postdoctorate program in tax law. — Michele Bachmann
- I put hibiscus flower in every cup of tea I have. It's sweet, sexy, and cleansing. — Mario Batali
- I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius… — Beck
- I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working odd jobs… — John Boehner
- I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18… — Erma Bombeck