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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.
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There is a terrible war coming, and these young men who have never seen war cannot wait for it to happen, but…
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My pride and my power of vision were all that I owned when I started - and whatever I achieved, was achieved…
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John Barry was the first film composer I was aware of. As a teenager I owned several of his Bond soundtracks.
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For a long time, to obtain enterprise customers, I concealed the fact that I owned the company. I never lied about it,…
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When I was a younger man and had a life, I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a…
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If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt…
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When I owned the theater, I had the Glen Miller Orchestra. I had 20 girls singing and dancing. I had a cast…
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Edward Abbey said you must brew your own beer; kick in you Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your cabin and…
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The more suits I owned, the more I realized the best besuited look a man can achieve comes from a harmony of…
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