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Louis C. K. has 184 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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I hate myself, and I want to die
— Kurt Cobain
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What's it like, Lexy? You wake up and you feel - what? Heaviness, an ache inside, a weight, yes. A soft crumpling…
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I cannot love anyone if I hate myself. That is the reason why we feel so extremely uncomfortable in the presence of…
— Carl Jung
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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
— Patton Oswalt
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I hate myself because I am not beautiful. I hate myself because I am fat.
— Judith Moore
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No one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself, okay? So any mean thing someone's gonna think of to…
— Hannah
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I want to look into a mirror that will love my own reflection harder than I hate myself.
— Meggie Royer
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Can't break free from the things that you do. I wanna walk, but I run back to you, that's why I hate…
— Joan Jett
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At least I hate myself as much as I hate anybody else.
— Robert Crumb
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
— Louis C. K.
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Here's a habit I never thought I'd develop: I gravitate to anything online that's marked 'most popular' or 'most e-mailed.' And I…
— Susan Orlean
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Sometimes I hate you, sometimes I hate myself, but always I miss you
— David Henry Hwang
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