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I Caught Quotes by Louis C. K.
- Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth.
- Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth.
More I Caught Quotes
- On landing at New York I caught the yellow fever. The kind man who commanded the ship that brought me from France… — John James Audubon
- I went to a shrink once, but I caught him going to a fortune-teller so I quit. — James Caan
- For every pass I caught in a game, I caught a thousand in practice. — Don Hutson
- I went from five foot eleven to six foot eight, and the more ball I played, the more I caught on to… — Dennis Rodman
- I would not rob you of your food or your clothes or your umbrella, but if I caught your German out I… — Mark Twain
- In the embrace's release I caught the scent again. Unmistakable. Marijuana. These homos were high as kites. — Emily M. Danforth
- I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who… — George W. Bush
- I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake. — George W. Bush
- I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. — Doug Benson
- My parents were really, really cool about supporting what I wanted to do at a really young age. I think I was… — Anna Kendrick
- As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I… — Jack Handey
- I caught a glimpse of happiness, and saw it was a bird on a branch, fixing to take wing. — Richard Peck