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Hours Quotes by Dave Barry
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.
- Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."
- This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be…
- At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane stunt…
- Within less than an hour, Chuck and I easily located what could well be the correct platform, where we pass the time by perspiring freely…
- If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the taxi has some…
- I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached, after traveling through Japan, as well as countless hours reading, studying, and analyzing this…
- Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For…
- Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you…
- Think, for a moment, of the countless happy childhood hours you spent with this amazing device: Drawing perfect horizontals, drawing perfect verticals, drawing really spastic…
More Hours Quotes
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- I suffer much less than many of my colleagues. I am perfectly able to go to Australia and film within three hours… — David Attenborough
- The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible; yet, by… — Charles Babbage
- Not only don't I know who I am, but I'm very suspicious of people who do know who they are. I am… — Tom Baker
- A mother's life, you see, is one long succession of dramas, now soft and tender, now terrible. Not an hour but has… — Honore de Balzac
- I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three… — Don Adams
- I do yoga every morning, then I run for half an hour and take a sauna. — Antonio Banderas
- I can't imagine what it would be like being James Bond 24 hours. That must be exhausting. — Javier Bardem