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Hooker Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- A hooker once told me she had a headache.
- I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
More Hooker Quotes
- I was in a band called Hooker for a while. — Travis Barker
- If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call. — Ben Affleck
- By the cross we, too, are crucified with Christ; but alive in Christ. We are no more rebels, but servants; no more… — Frederic Farrar
- Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers
- I don't know much about contemporary music. I do have an iPod but I listen to a lot of old blues. I… — Robert Pattinson
- Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago — Ernest Hemingway
- My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him,… — Sofia Vergara
- A hooker once told me she had a headache. — Rodney Dangerfield
- Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake? — Joan Rivers
- I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker! — Dolly Parton
- I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing. — Rachael Leigh Cook
- People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna's wearing f-ckin' leather jackets, and it's really annoying .… — Taylor Momsen