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Hey Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
- Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
- Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
- One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?'…
- I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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