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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
— Bob Hope
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Lawdy Mama, those Friday nights when Suzy wore her dresses down tight.
— Elton John
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I absolutely adore Alessandra Rich, I think her dresses are stunning and she really knows how to cut and dress the female…
— Jessica Brown Findlay
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I'm very sensitive. Because my mum was my primary emotional caregiver growing up, I found myself being pinned into dresses, darting her…
— Tom Hardy
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I noticed that she wore her evening dress, all her dresses, like sports clothes-there was a jauntiness about her movements as if…
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
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One of the first gardens I did outside the family was for the designer Hattie Carnegie. I was 23 then, and I…
— Rachel Lambert Mellon
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Victoria Beckham is so nasty, Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does.…
— Joan Rivers
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