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He Said Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk…
- One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?'…
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
- Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
- My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're…
- I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
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