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Guy Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men know that we…
- One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like…
- Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in…
- The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army…
- A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death…
- To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.
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