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Gun Quotes by Bill Maher
- The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his kids need special…
- If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.
- Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i…
- Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic.
- That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard…
- Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys…
- We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama…
- I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama…
- Treason is when legislators vote against homeland security measures because it goes against the wishes of their political or financial backers. Treason is the fact…
- If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
More Gun Quotes
- This is the sheriff you're talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to stop me… — Joe Arpaio
- These people were well dressed in skins, had some guns, but armed generally with bows and arrows and such other instruments of… — William Henry Ashley
- Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings! — Mackenzie Astin
- If time were the wicked sheriff in a horse opera, I'd pay for riding lessons and take his gun away. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I'm from Texas, and I would love to do an old-fashioned gun-slinging Western. — Jensen Ackles
- Gun control means being able to hit your target. If I have a 'hot button' issue, this is definitely it. Don't even… — Michael Badnarik
- Gun bans disarm victims, putting them at the mercy of murderers or terrorists who think nothing of breaking the gun laws. — Michael Badnarik
- I just want everyone to know that 20,000 gun laws in the United States are unconstitutional. They infringe on your right to… — Michael Badnarik
- I love New York City; I've got a gun. — Charles Barkley
- Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him… — Edward Abbey
- If you are a gun manufacturer, the product you make is not subject to safety regulation by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.… — Michael D. Barnes
- It's not a gun control problem; it's a cultural control problem. — Bob Barr