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Got Quotes by Jay Leno
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have…
- A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they…
- Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street…
- Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's…
- A petition to have Justin Bieber deported got over 100,000 signatures, which means the White House now has to legally rule on it. So finally…
- America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex,…
- You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is…
- Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight…
- Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the vote. Well, that's according to Saddam's campaign manager, Jeb Hussein.
- According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his…
- A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give…
- The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell…
- President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.
- If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio.
- I have the same friends I had in high school. I'm married to the same woman I had. I'm still driving the same car I…
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- I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the… — Dido Armstrong
- The best advice I ever got was that knowledge is power and to keep reading. — David Bailey
- You've got to keep yourself in prime physical condition, because fatigue makes cowards of us all. — Vince Lombardi
- Winning is about heart, not just legs. It's got to be in the right place. — Lance Armstrong
- I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a… — Joseph Barbera