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Got Quotes by Dave Barry
- Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information which is…
- If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for…
- But the feeling I have, you know, is that I'll never come close to reading all, or even a thousandth- a billionth- of the books…
- At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane stunt…
- New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you.
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