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• Give me books, fruit, French wine and fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by someone I do not… — John Keats
• Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish — Chevy Chase
• Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he's swimming against the tide. — Niall Quinn
• I grew up around animals [seven horses, dogs and now a pet goldfish named Leila] and I'm rebelling against them not having… — Isabel Lucas
• Life isn’t fair. Fair is somewhere you go to ride the dodgems and win a goldfish. (from Rush of Blood) — Mark Billingham
• I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish. — Henri Matisse
• If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours! — Eleanor Roosevelt
• We all live in a televised goldfish bowl. — Kingman Brewster, Jr.
• I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet. — Paul Rudd
• We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit. — Julia Barr
• Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those… — Graham Taylor
• I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun in the… — Unknown Author

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