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Go Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your…
- Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
- One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like…
- I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
- I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just…
- If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.
- Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
- The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army…
- Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket…
- According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means…
More Go Quotes
- In order to go on living one must try to escape the death involved in perfectionism. — Hannah Arendt
- I am a free man. I do not need to copy Petrarca or Boccaccio. My own genius is enough. Let others worry… — Pietro Aretino
- On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end… — Hank Aaron
- I mean there's enormous pressures to harmonize freedom of speech legislation and transparency legislation around the world - within the E.U., between… — Julian Assange
- Writing makes you feel that there is a reason to go on living. If I couldn't write, I would stop breathing. — Paul Auster
- It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. — Richard Armour
- Moshing and broken glass just don't go together. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I'd love to go to art school. I'd love to learn how to draw. I'd love to be fluent in Spanish. I'd… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Set lists are tough because you come up with this structure of how the songs are going to go from one to… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- It's actually amazing because you go so far into another side of your brain when you're studying something completely different, and I… — Dido Armstrong
- I exercise everyday. I swim, I bike, I run and I go to the gym. — Lance Armstrong
- The important achievement of Apollo was demonstrating that humanity is not forever chained to this planet and our visions go rather further… — Neil Armstrong