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Girlfriend Quotes by Emo Philips
- I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says,…
- My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
- My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
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- I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. — Henry Ward Beecher
- At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were… — Jacqueline Bisset
- I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. — Orlando Bloom
- When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be… — Orlando Bloom