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- Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So,… — Meg Ryan
- If you've a story, make sure it's a whole one, with details close to hand. It's the difference between a good lie… — Tamora Pierce
- Smiles, tears, superficial fears, All are part of the teenage years. First dates, first cars, Having crushes on football stars. First jobs,… — Ritu Ghatourey
- I was smart enough to use pot without getting caught, and now I'm on the Supreme Court. If you were stupid enough… — Clarence Thomas
- What is it with you people? You think not getting caught in a lie is the same thing as telling the truth? — Robert Redford
- I have this theory that people in Hollywood don't read. They read 'Vanity Fair' and then consider themselves terribly well read. I… — Jackie Collins
- When we make mistakes, we can use the process of NVC mourning and self-forgiveness to show us where we can grow instead… — Marshall B. Rosenberg
- We are the most powerful nation on earth. No external power, no terrorist organization can defeat us. But we can defeat ourselves… — George Soros