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Getting Quotes by Joan Rivers
- I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
- You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
- You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
- I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
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