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- The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
- Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.
- The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our…
- San Francisco hosted the first medical marijuana job fair. The keynote speech was titled, 'Jobs and How to Avoid Getting One.'
- Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican.
- I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health…
- The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge…
- President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his…
- Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight…
- Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike…
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