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- If it takes you more than an hour to get ready,...... you probably aren't as cute as you think you are
- Sluts should be called, Humpty Dumpty. First they get humped, then they get dumped..
- People get so defensive and immediately start denying it if you dare accuse them of snoring.
- Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, Suck what?
- When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I can sit down…
- I wish I could get excited about anything as much as girls get excited about cupcakes.
- My annoying friend said that running will get my mind off things. He's right, I felt much better after I ran him off a cliff.
- I'm sorry I get drunk and say things that I really mean
- Ladies, if you're ugly get a bunch of tattoos. They're hot and it'll distract guys from your fucked up face.
- If I get caught masturbating, I don't have to explain myself.
- Any girl can get a facial, but it takes real woman to get bukkake.
- Get to know someone before judging them. It's much easier to judge once you have more information.
- Its really so funny that people who treat me like shit get offended when me finally do the same to them.
- When I was young I was afraid of dark, Now when I get my electricity bill I'm afraid of light.
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