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- Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.
- Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.
- You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.
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