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Stephen Colbert has 324 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Popular George W Bush quotes from across the collection:
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This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.
— George W. Bush
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When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday.
— Stephen Colbert
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The truth is, President Bush provides the right rhetoric, but then pursues all the wrong policies.
— Senator John Kerry
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When Bush had an opportunity to capture or kill bin Laden, he took his focus off of him, outsourced the job to…
— Senator John Kerry
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What the Bush administration is primarily interested in is regime change in the United States, not regime change in Iraq or South…
— Lewis H. Lapham
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GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him…
— Jon Stewart
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John Kerry's position and my position are not very different about what we would do. Interestingly enough, neither is George Bush's position…
— Howard Dean
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I've gotten to know John Kerry since the primaries. The reason I'm going out and working my you know what off for…
— Howard Dean
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The audience applauded, even though it was not clear what Bush meant.
— Unknown Author
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