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Gave Quotes by Joan Rivers
- A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
- As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
- I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
- My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It…
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