Best Funny Facebook Status Proverbs

2195 Funny Facebook Status quotes by 404 unique authors

Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us — Hussein Nishah
Instead of finding the right man, concentrate on becoming a right woman — Hussein Nishah
The difference between being anonymous and being fake is similar to between hiding the truth and telling a lie — Hussein Nishah
Some people come into your life to make you fall in love with songs you had no idea existed — Hussein Nishah
I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing — Hussein Nishah
I am not lazy I am on battery saving mode — Hussein Nishah
Im the person that the more you complain about me, the harder Ill try to annoy you — Hussein Nishah
Sometimes the only one who can appreciate you, is you — Hussein Nishah
Im not getting older, Im just becoming a classic — Hussein Nishah
I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT — Hussein Nishah
When youre good, youre good, when youre awesome youre me — Hussein Nishah
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink — Hussein Nishah
Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, theres nothing right; and on the right side, theres nothing left — Hussein Nishah
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition. — Hussein Nishah
One day, Im gonna make the onions cry — Hussein Nishah
Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives — Hussein Nishah
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes — Hussein Nishah
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters — Hussein Nishah
For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl — Hussein Nishah
I follow the quote, Always be true to yourself because I only lie to others — Hussein Nishah
You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone — Hussein Nishah
I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house — Hussein Nishah
Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does — Hussein Nishah
I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom — Hussein Nishah

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